it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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