I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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