so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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