I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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