I hope mine doesn't look like that
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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