she woke up with a sticky ear
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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