Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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