champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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