She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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