your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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