I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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