carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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