i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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