Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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