Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
