There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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