Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He called his prostate his "boner button".
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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