all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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