My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
