I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think your dad took our porno
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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