he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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