is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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