A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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