Will you blow on my dice?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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