i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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