If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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