we have officially lost it.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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