should my penis look like a turkey
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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