its not stalking. its research.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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