scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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