Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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