she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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