I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We're too hungover to prance.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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