Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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