Where are you?
In a non slutty way
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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