We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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