youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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