Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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