I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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