I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You can't special order awesome
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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