found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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