i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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