we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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