I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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