I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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