dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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