And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
MIDGETS
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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