my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
nutella sex= disaster
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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