My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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