names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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