i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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